hugh jackman does everything to prove that he’s hugh jackman. he sings, he tap dances, and he has an australian accent.
the reveal at the end of the movie is that hugh jackman isn’t wolverine, but wolverine is hugh jackman. logan went into witness protection in order to retire from being a superhero and having an alternate identity as an australian actor who started his career in musicals was basically fool proof until wade blew his cover story
wade wilson kidnaps hugh jackman in deadpool 3 bc he’s convinced he’s actually wolverine. he spends the whole movie lugging him around but he’s literally just hugh jackman
Considering that Hugh Jackman exists in the Deadpool cinematic universe, this works in-canon quite well.
This is revealed, of course, when Hugh Jackman gets shot and killed just prior to the final battle, providing Deadpool with the emotional push that carries him to victory. After Deadpool finally defeats the Big Bad (somehow overcoming by himself whatever obstacle he thought he would need Wolverine for) he turns to see Hugh Jackman in the last stage of regenerating from being ‘dead’ and absolutely looses his shit about it.
Is anyone reaching age appropriate milestones anymore or are we all in the soup.
Aren’t you tired of reaching age appropriate milestones? Don’t you want to just drink soup?
Joke’s on you, transitioning from caring about superficial progress for its own sake to caring about enjoying a good soup in a pleasant moment is an age appropriate milestone
Milestones are out, minestrone is in
Thanks. Now I’m going to want to pronounce milestone like minestrone for the rest of my life.
Also thanks, now i am aware that i’ve been pronouncing at least one of them wrong my entire life
“he is committing war crimes. he is massacring innocents in a Hard Rock Cafe” ok but what you fail to understand is that he has silly little imaginary cartoon animals in his head and is my best friend.